Windows Vista Startup Script

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/*
GNOT General Public License'
(c) 1995 - 2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include "dos.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements nothing
{}

int totalNewFeatures = 3;
int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;
float numberOfBugs = 34588E+08;
boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;

void main {
while (!CRASHED) {

if (first_time_install) {
if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||
(processorSpeed < 4GHz))
{
MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");
GetKeyPress();
BSOD();
}
}

//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

if (still_not_crashed) {

CheckUserLicense();
DoubleCheckUserLicense();
TripleCheckUserLicense();
RelayUser DetailsToRedmond();

DisplayFancyGraphics();
FlickerLED(hard_drive);
RunWindowsXP();
return LotsMoreMoney;
}
}

My EE daughter sent this to me. :)

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